seriously people?!

three girls from work cornered me the other day at work. apparently there a rep who wants to set me up with her son. once they find out i don't have a boyfriend, they proceed with their questions...

so, is he cute?
yes, we saw a picture. he's cute.

how old is he?
23. (what?!)

um, she probably doesn't realize how old i am.
yeah, we didn't know how old you were (...they told me they thought i was like 27. awww)
well, i'm 33. so i don't think that it's a good idea after all.
no, she said it didn't matter how old you were.
well, i would need a signed consent signed or something...

she thought maybe you could meet him next tuesday when he goes out with his friends for drinks.
i don't drink. and tuesday nights i have a bible study class.

she also mentioned that he doesn't have a lot to offer a girl right now...he doesn't have a job.
this is more tempting by the minute...

oh, and the picture she showed us of him also had his ex-girlfriend in it and she thought you looked alot like her. and you did. (now it's getting scary)
how about i invite him to church and introduce him to some friends his own age?

seriously?! do i have a sign on my back that says i am desperate or something?! puhleeeease. a 23 year old without a job!? i wonder how cute he was....only kidding!!!